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silvan_lady and gattodorosilvan_lady and gattodoro
Title: Pool Party
Authors : Gattodoro and Silvan_Lady with stoic support and encouragement from Artemisallen
Rating: NC17
Word Count; 1100 ish
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando and others, probably.
Disclaimer: As ever, if you believe anything in the slash_cave is real, then you are crazier than us, and that’s saying something!
Author’s note: .Prompted by the need to distract Silvan_Lady before she committed homicide at work, but continued because we thought is would amuse our beloved ![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bluegerl - get well soon darling! (Note: We've sent a copy in the snail mail in case you still have no Wi-Fi).
gattodoro silvan_ladyartemisallen so she should take a share of the blame.bluegerl
gattodoro and silvan_ladybluegerl on the occasion of her birthday, with some ‘help’ from the usual suspects. Inspired by a real café in Putney (picture credit Mr Gatty).
Title: Our Favourite Toy Boys
Authors: silvan_lady and gattodoro
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Slash Cave Regulars
Word Count: 2032
Warning: The usual - expect craziness and blue pen so stay away from hot liquids, sharp objects etc while reading.
( Our Favourite toy Boys )
bluegerlsilvan_ladyslash_cave is real, then you are crazier than us, and that’s saying something!bluegerl to cheer her up in hospital amruniel
Following on from the - frankly astonishing - success of our first mission to rescue silvan_lady the SLASHBUSTERS have been back in action at the behest of the delightul amruniel.
We hope that you are satisfied with the service dear lady, wherever they've taken you...
slash_cave incsilvan_lady was having a bad day at work and wanted some distraction. I may have got carried away, but it does seem we've hit upon an idea for a new business ... if the inhabitants of the slash_cave will agree to play along!
Do YOU need rescuing from callous colleagues, rotten relatives, nasty neighbours, workplace woes, transport tribulations or despicable domestic disorders?
Who are you going to call?
SLASHBUSTERS!
( Read more (picture heavy) )
bluegerl
Title: Lizzie's Birthday Revels
Author : gattodoro with stoic beta support from silvan_lady
Rating: NC17 (& pictures behind cut as NSFW)
Pairing: too many to mention - depending on your interpretation
Word Count: 1633
Disclaimer: As ever, if you believe anything in the slash_cave is real, then you are crazier than us, and that’s saying something!
Note: Posted for the indefatigable bluegerl on her birthday!
( A special day in the Slash Cave... )
gattodoro, who is crackerssilvan_lady who is not at all to blame for this nonsense or any late meddlingsilvan_lady gattodorolaura_iskra
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switch_bottoms and orlandoslashlaura_iskra on her birthday!
Title: Sunblock
Author: 
Pairing: Orlando/Eric
Rating: R
Wordcount: 365
Crossposted: switch_bottoms orlandoslash
Disclaimer:This is a Slash_Cave crack fic, which started as a series of texts and has no basis is reality - blame our filthy minds and opposable thumbs.
( Sunblock )
ireth06
gattodorosilvan_ladyireth06 alilacia
silvan_ladygattodoroalilacia krazykitten46Title: The Slash Cave Tour ~ Part 2
Authors: silvan_lady and gattodoro
Rating: R
Pairing: Slash Cave Regulars
Word Count: 1613
Note: Written for krazykitten46 to wish her a happy birthday from us!
Coming Attractions: -
The Slash Cave – South London’s newest cultural venue for persons of particular, refined tastes – is opening its doors for guided tours. Visits by appointment only. Not suitable for children or the easily offended. Sensible shoes and waterproofs advised due to uneven, slippery surfaces.
Bed, Breakfast and Bawdiness arrangements available for ‘Friends of the Slash Cave’.
laura_iskra
silvan_lady and gattodorolaura_iskrazee113
gattodoro silvan_ladyslash_cave is real, then you are crazier than us, and that’s saying something!zee113 on her birthday on Saturday! legolas_is_mineTitle: The Slash Cave Tour
Authors: silvan_lady and gattodoro
Rating: R
Pairing: Slash Cave Regulars
Word Count: 1685
Note: Silv takes the credit for the idea; Gatty takes the blame for any typos. We have created a monster.
Coming Attractions: -
The Slash Cave – South London’s newest cultural venue for persons of particular, refined tastes – is opening its doors for guided tours. Visits by appointment only. Not suitable for children or the easily offended. Sensible shoes and waterproofs advised due to uneven, slippery surfaces.
Bed, Breakfast and Bawdiness arrangements available for ‘Friends of the Slash Cave’.
