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slash_cave) wrote2016-03-01 08:35 pm
Bad Day Rescues: the second coming for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
amruniel
Following on from the - frankly astonishing - success of our first mission to rescue silvan_lady the SLASHBUSTERS have been back in action at the behest of the delightul amruniel.
We hope that you are satisfied with the service dear lady, wherever they've taken you...
Step One - you asked for, and got, a gag for the office nerd (too easy)
Step Two -use torture to extract money from evil boss (no picture available at time of going to press so this will have to do)
Step Three - storm office building and 'kidnap' amruniel - use of missiles encouraged (do you like our new toy?)
Step Four - head for the mountains, dress accordingly.
As usual, someone gets the dress code wrong... (good effort though)
Sean seems to have got the location wrong as well! (Bet he wouldn't ask for directions)
But never mind, everyone escapes in time to watch the sun go down in Solden (yes this is the place from Spectre - Q and Bond just out of shot)
Where the 'Night Manager' (yes, this bit is for you too Lizzie - hip,hip hooray!) is waiting with a much needed drink and a nice pussy (the only type we tolerate)
And needless to say, things go 'downhill' (ahem) from there
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Too true!
Brilliant and nail-on-the-head once again; thanks so much for keeping us entertained . . . of course, this will now have to become a regular thing, won't it??? !!!
On another note, I'm watching "The Night Manager" - and it's wonderful so far, don't you think? Favourite character has to be Tom Hollander's (!). I have to admit this is the first thing I've seen Mr H in . . . I shall be following his career much more closely now!
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2. Don't encourage me
3. I haven't seen it yet but have it on record for later binge watching.
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The ball-gag! I can't breathe!!! ROFL!!!
(I'm sure, nerdy co-worker would actually enjoy wearing this - and trust me, that thought gives me nightmares!)
What a wonderful, lovely pick-me-up!
Sean has arrived somehow by now... Now I need to keep an eye on the boys. Hard work, let me tell you, hard work........ *hurries off to watch the gay action* ;)
*hugs*
Thanks soooooooo much, my dear! I'm truely honoured!
PS: I absolutely love the new toy! May I borrow it some day? I'm sure I'd be the star at uni if I turned up driving this ;)
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It is hard work keeping track of all those body parts, isn't it? Now you understand how much we 'suffer' for our art in the Slash Cave and why my eyesight is terrible.
(As for the toy - I have to admit that I have always wanted a little tank of my own...)
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*dusts the boys off and sends them back to headquarters*
Thankfully, there seems to be no lasting harm to my eyes as of yet... But I'm sure now that I'm way less flexible than I previously thought... Some of their positions...I didn't even know they were possible *gasps*
A little tank of our own would be absolutely perfect! Just think about the way we could simply roll over slow drivers or -even better- a whole traffic jam *dreams*
*hugs* Thank you so much, again!!!
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I'm sure sean wouldn't ask for directions!!!
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Bless you kidlets.. you daft bloody lot. Honestly I do loves yer!
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