Angel & Devil ~ For alilacia

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Title: Angel & Devil
Authors: silvan_lady
Beta:: gattodoro
Inhabitants: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: PG-13
Warning: It's the Slash_cave - that should be all the warning you need!
Authors' Note: Part of the Real Slash Clichés series *g* Posted as a birthday gift for alilacia



Orlando woke up, uncomfortably aware that the bed covers had vanished, and he was apparently naked. This was not unusual in itself; Viggo was a notoriously restless sleeper and there was never any point in wearing night clothes when his lover was around. What was different this time was that he found himself sleeping on a cloud. He rubbed his big brown eyes with - horror of horrors - chubby little clenched fists. What the f*ck had those damn slashers done this time?

He rolled over cautiously, hoping that the cloud was rather more substantial than it looked. It held, but wisps of air caused a strange fluttering sensation behind him.

Oh no, not again.

With a resigned sigh he looked over his shoulder - a plump white shoulder at that. He knew it - wings! Damn it, why did he always have to be the cherub!

"Don't sigh, you look adorable."

Orlando spun around again sending ripples through the cloud and causing a small localised shower over Oxfordshire. He grinned when he saw Viggo sitting cross-legged a short distance away. Crossing your legs when they are short and hairy and terminate in shiny silver hooves is quite a feat, but Viggo managed to make it look as if he'd spent his life that way. Maybe he did.

"Nice horns," Orlando said with a grin. "What happens if I stroke them?"

"Come over here and see," Viggo smirked. "And see what else I've got for you."

Orlando crawled across the cloud as quickly as his chubby little legs let him, just in time to see Viggo's arrow-tipped tail uncoil and sway gently above his head.

"Oh shiny! Want some!"

"You can have my tail any time, Angel!"

Comments

[nverland]

Cute!

[slash-cave.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[legolas-is-mine.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[slash-cave.livejournal.com]

So next time it rains, you know who to blame :)

[gattodoro.livejournal.com]

Your imagination is a wonderfully perverted place - may I move in?

[silvan-lady.livejournal.com]

I thought you already did!

[artemisallen.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha - so cute. I can so picture a cherubic Orlando and a devilish Viggo.

[slash-cave.livejournal.com]

It was inspired by a comment from idlesloth and it just had to be written!

[aureusglow.livejournal.com]

HeHe! Love it!

[slash-cave.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[laura-iskra.livejournal.com]

ahahahha I love how easily they adjust to new situations.. they really make do with what they have!!! :p

[slash-cave.livejournal.com]

I think they're getting used to us :)

[rifleman-s.livejournal.com]

"Orlando spun around again sending ripples through the cloud and causing a small localised shower over Oxfordshire."

*chuckle* Oh he's the one responsible, is he?

[slash-cave.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Now what do you think causes rainbows... ?

[rifleman-s.livejournal.com]

*chortles loud and long*

Now, let me use my imagination . . . !!!

[silvan-lady.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Bet you have a great big smile next time you see a rainbow - and I remember you saying that you loved rainbows I'm sure!

[amruniel.livejournal.com]

:D that's exactly what I needed right now! Funny as hell ;)

[slash-cave.livejournal.com]

Thnak you, the crazy!muse does escape every so often!

[amruniel.livejournal.com]

I'll vote for her to come out to play more often ;)

[silvan-lady.livejournal.com]

Be careful what you wish for, the crazy!muse is a seriously disturbed creation!

[amruniel.livejournal.com]

Well, then she should get along well with my crazy inner beings ;)

[ranmaru.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! Adorable!

[slash-cave.livejournal.com]

Aren't they just!

[krazykitten46.livejournal.com]

*laughs* That is lovely and terribly wicked. Thank you.

[slash-cave.livejournal.com]

LOL! That's how Gatty describes me frequently!

[bluegerl.livejournal.com]

Ohh can't you just SEE that awful devilish grin of Vig's.... but Orli as a Cherub...oh my gooooorrrrd.. teehee. that little pink botty! Oh glory be. pat pat pat teehee.

[slash-cave.livejournal.com]

Pat pat? I want to pinch it!

[bluegerl.livejournal.com]

Sadist!!!! :-)

[silvan-lady.livejournal.com]

Bite it?

[bluegerl.livejournal.com]

Did YOU bite your children's delicious little botties? I mean... he IS just a Cherub!!!

and I'm beginning to feel sorry for that little pinkness... all that groping and biting and licking and squeezing and ... poor Cherub. He'll have nappy rash or something!

This is getting ridiculous just cos Orlando Bloom has been cast as a plump and delicious Cherub. Oh my goodness.. it's getting to me again! Teehee.

Please can we have more Slash Cave, I do so love it. Pretty Please.. doggy eyes etc. etc.

[silvan-lady.livejournal.com]

I don't remember, but I do remember thinking they were good enough to eat!

[argentine65.livejournal.com]

Wonderful!. Martha

[slash-cave.livejournal.com]

*grins* Thank you!

[alilacia.livejournal.com]

*rofl* That was so cute and just what I needed! Thanks Silv. :)

[slash-cave.livejournal.com]

Thanks sweetheart, glad you enjoyed it!

[lireeli.livejournal.com]

Poor Orli, always the cherub!!
:D

[slash-cave.livejournal.com]

He's just too pretty to be a devil!

[woowoochow.livejournal.com]

funny love it

[silvan-lady.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[amruniel.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

I really shouldn't be surprised by what you two come up with, but I'll admit that chubby cherub Orlando never crossed my mind before!

[silvan-lady.livejournal.com]

Nothing is sacred darling! In fact, the more improbable it is, the more we like to make sure the boys rise to the occasion!

[amruniel.livejournal.com]

And oh boy do they *rise to the occasion*! Always!!! *leers*