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slash_cave ([personal profile] slash_cave) wrote2010-04-22 06:23 pm

Another Slash Essential...



Title: Another Slash Essential...
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Inhabitants: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Not crack :)
Authors' Note: Part of the Real Slash Clichés series *g* We've covered tea already, now for the next essential for stressed-out slashers - chocolate-covered Orlando



Another Slash Essential...

The long lean body is stretched out, eyes closed, chest rising and falling in a slow contented rhythm. The unblemished olive skin gleams in the soft light and mysterious shadows play across the smooth torso as his companion kneels at his side, one hand wrapped around a small container.

A soft brush is dipped into the dark substance and swirls around, leaving slowly dissipating whorls on the surface.

The brush is lifted; individual droplets are permitted to fall back to the surface, before it is held for a moment poised above the perfect canvas. A long dark line appears across each clavicle, bristles drag erotically on the tender skin and tiny droplets pool and coalesce in the little hollows of his throat. Sweeping spirals caress each shoulder and then meander down the wonderfully sculpted and smooth arms. The liquid chocolate kisses the delicate skin below his elbow and then moves upward again, stretched thin by the delicious bulge of a bicep.

The brush hesitates, then rises, apparently reluctantly, only to swoop down again on Orlando's torso. Moments later, Orlando's ribs are streaked with the dark liquid, making a strange warrior of him and there is a wicked gleam in the artist's eyes that causes Orlando to suck on his lower lip in anticipation of some fresh torture. He doesn't have to wait long, the finishing touches are applied, two gentle dabs to each nipple, which immediately tighten in response to the chocolate's cool, sticky embrace.

Orlando gasps involuntarily and looks again at Viggo whose hungry gaze is almost frightening in its intensity. "What now?" he manages to ask through kiss-starved lips.

"Now," Viggo purrs, "now I lick it off..."

[identity profile] jackieville.livejournal.com 2010-04-22 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
And now I take a COLD shower.....

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Not cold dear, you'll get goosebumps ... unless you take a hot man with you!

[identity profile] lizarazu.livejournal.com 2010-04-22 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
*shudders* Delicious...

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
We can't quite decided whay Vig enjoyed most - putting it on or licking it off - but we know which we would prefer :)
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[personal profile] nverland 2010-04-22 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
*long shuddery breath*

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
An appropriate reaction to chocolate covered Orlando, we like to think *g*

[identity profile] obvmluver.livejournal.com 2010-04-22 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeeeeeeees. Chocolate is goooooooood. Yeeeeeeees. *nods before fainting*

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
*throws down cushions*

Chocolate is good. Nekkid Orlando is good. Put then both together and you have perfection :)

[identity profile] slashbycaranfin.livejournal.com 2010-04-22 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
The joys of having a chocoholic boyfriend!

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if he didn't like chocolate to begin with, I'm sure he'd come to love it when served that way *g*

[identity profile] krazykitten46.livejournal.com 2010-04-22 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*grins slyly and wets lips*

This just might give me the umfp to get out of the beanbag.

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
And you looked so comfortable there... but we can understand the urge to observe the art work a little more closely ;)

[identity profile] melusine6619.livejournal.com 2010-04-22 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmmm Delicious!

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
The "Chocolate Orlando" is a very popular dining choice, but, alas, rarely on the menu ... unless you are Viggo!

[identity profile] artemisallen.livejournal.com 2010-04-22 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes - licks lips - the perfect chocolatey treat :)

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed, wonder if we can persuade Viggo to share?

[identity profile] laura-iskra.livejournal.com 2010-04-22 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*envies viggo like whoa* :p

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Us too - Viggo gets all the fun *g*

[identity profile] helineloro.livejournal.com 2010-04-22 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
From this moment I love chocolate !....... yes yes yes!!!!!

Thank you*

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Choclate-covered Orlando is the stuff fantasies are made of - especially ours!

[identity profile] zee113.livejournal.com 2010-04-22 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you also see all the plotbunnies swarming around threateningly? *kicks them*

The only reason while I'm not running screaming my head off is to read and read again. Very nice job, m'dears. *hugs*

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll let you into a secret - we have chocolate plot bunnies (and very tasty they are too, especially if you nibble the ears *g*)!

[identity profile] namarielorien.livejournal.com 2010-04-22 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! I think my panties just exploded!!!!! Sorry if that's too much information, I just couldn't resist sharing the results of you ladies' excellant storytelling!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Trust us, NOTHING is too much information around here. We are perfectly delighted by exploding underwear!

[identity profile] liriel1810.livejournal.com 2010-04-22 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Chocolate-covered Orlando is definitely required for me today. Thanks for brightening an otherwise shitty start to the day, ladies!

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
We can think of quite a number of things that would be improved by a chocolate-coated Orlando. Hope your day got better! *hugs*

[identity profile] ireth06.livejournal.com 2010-04-22 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
What a delicious snack before going to bed...

Thanks! *hugs*

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
We're so glad you enjoyed it - watch out for another 'Slash Cliché' on a screen near you soon!

[identity profile] lijahlover.livejournal.com 2010-04-23 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
And now my brain explods mmmm:)

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear! Did you need it for anything? Hang on, we'll gather it up into this handy jar and see if we can explode it again with our next 'Slash Cliché' *g*

[identity profile] dreamerswings42.livejournal.com 2010-04-23 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhhhh shivers, that was delicious!

hugs xoo

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
A perfectly normal reaction when faced with chocolate-covered Orlando :) Thanks

[identity profile] alilacia.livejournal.com 2010-04-23 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmm, what a lovely thing to wake up to!

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait - you mean you had him in bed with you? Lucky you! *GGGGG*

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[identity profile] owlgrey.livejournal.com 2010-04-23 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
The opening line had me hooked.

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
The image of naked Orlando has that effect on us too, with or without chocolate :)

[identity profile] woowoochow.livejournal.com 2010-04-23 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
i like that way to enjoy chocolate a lot.

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
To be honest, we like chocolate however it is served, but this is definitely the "premier cru" of chocolate dishes.

[identity profile] weepingnaiad.livejournal.com 2010-04-24 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
GUH.

I have no more words.

Lucky Vig!

*hugs*
WN

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
He most certainly is. Do you think he needs any help? I think there are some volunteers here...

[identity profile] rifleman-s.livejournal.com 2010-04-25 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*purrs along with Viggo*

Mmmmm . . .

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Roll over dear and we'll send Sharpe to rub your belly. (He's getting jealous that you are giving the other boys so much attention, LOL!)

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[identity profile] lenalove.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, me wants a taste! *drools* Does Viggo share? ;P

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Sadly not - he gets very possessive for some unfathomable reason! *winks*

[identity profile] stormatdusk.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
delicious in every way!

[identity profile] slash-cave.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Why thank you - we are rather fond of chocolatey things :D

[identity profile] amruniel.livejournal.com 2016-03-04 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
Now I'm trying to put myself together from that puddle of lust you've reduced me to...
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[identity profile] gattodoro.livejournal.com 2016-03-04 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
But why? Just splosh around and enjoy the view a while longer - unleast until my chocolate brownies come out of the oven. (That said, it is my first attmept at making them so it may not end well...). Sadly no naked Orlando to serve them on, but a girl can fantasise.

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