Yes, the chocolate anus is very definitely one of the most brilliantly ridiculous products ever. I'm so very in love with this absurd idea!

Just imagine how they must have stumbled over this idea!
~ *preps partner* "hm...you know what love? I think we could make serious money with your butt..." *looks around* *has an idea* "hang on a sec, I think...." *runs off to the kitchen to melt some chocolate* "riiiight... spread those lovely cheeks for me, sweetie....and stick your butt a bit more in the air..." *pours chocolate* "mhhhhhm....yeah....yeah I think that could work!" ~

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