Untold Stories - #1 The Cuntebago

Title: Untold Stories - the Cuntebago
Author: gattodoro though much of the blame credit for the concept must go to silvan_lady
Featured Players: Orlando and Viggo get quite a few column inches. Sean keeps his end up, as does Karl. Ian, Bernard and the Hobbits have walk on parts.
Rating: R
Warning: The crackiest of  LOTR Crack!fic
Authors' Note: Loosely inspired by the Lord of the Rings Birthday Party articles in Empire magazine.

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There may be more of this series if our medication doesn't kick in.