Does Mr. Jackman have two new hips? Cos I'll go dance with him ANY time when I've got me second one... was that from that lovely tea dance sequence he does? Such dainty dazzling feetses! (AND the rest of him has to be equally dazzling -- corrrrrrrrr - and I've only got to the first verse!)
And dearest slimhipped Hiddles.... ooooh he's just NEEEEEEEET! gaaaahhh. I hope the nurses aren't going to try my BP this morning, cos it will be UP. (nope, tis Sunday!) Oh Hiddles.. he sits a horse sooooooooooooo well with those thighs! and wears a tux soooo... he's so 'civilised' in a wicked way!
BeanyBestBoy sitting on my bed, (HAH I'd like to see HIM dance all dinglydazzly footed... BWAHAHAHAH) but on my bed stroking my feets would do me well... War and Peace eh? With his voice doing the Russian accent... gaaahhh. Give it a rest Hiddles, come and listen. AND you Hugh!
HAHAHAH Eric.. oh dear Eric... he's just there to pout and be pretteh... sit on the window-sill laddie, where I can eyeball you. .... yes, do the manspread a bit. AAHhhhh that's nicely done! Bless, just relax there for a while. (:DDDDDDD)
KARL... DO stop sulking - come over here and put your BIG strong manly arm round my back, so's I can lean on that so-perfectly haired chest while I listen to Beanyboy getting his wicked tongue round Alexandrovsky Aleandriaskovny Checkovskyadonsky... why DID they all have three given names that all sounded alike??? (I had to give them nicknames in the end to differentiate one from to'other!)
The Slash Cave has moved for cleaning out purposes to my room - how WONDERFUL! They willhave new linen, floors mopped and showers Cillit Banged with ACRES of fluffy white robes to be torn off bodies of!(Great Grammar that!)
OK.. take a break Sean, on yer feet Hidd and Hugh... do me the duet from Swan Lake, and you both have NO need to put socks in your underpants!
GOSH... OH SILV... this hasn't half done me a power of good. I'd almost forgotten how to enjoy my mind... its not had any 'refreshment' lately!! And when one is full of pain and meds the fantasies don't - they're so HARD to get HOLD OF! I spose now.. with all this disgusting drink full of vits and proteins etc. I must be getting better... definitely stronger... heheh hehh hehehehehe ... oh Bean, closer, I want to ...aaahhh oh yes, that's NICE!!!!!
Seriously, this is a wonderful POME... I shall save it into my Hospital File... and you're so CLEVER to have thunk it up so swiftly!!! Mind you the Slash Cave is always full of prospects and possibilities. I gather Orli and Vigs were off canoodling some place in another of your fics... smack their assorted botties for me... the bare botties NATCH! Oh teehee. I haven't enjoyed anything so much for MONTHS and MONTHS!
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Gatty!!!!!! of Slash Cave South! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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And dearest slimhipped Hiddles.... ooooh he's just NEEEEEEEET! gaaaahhh. I hope the nurses aren't going to try my BP this morning, cos it will be UP. (nope, tis Sunday!)
Oh Hiddles.. he sits a horse sooooooooooooo well with those thighs! and wears a tux soooo... he's so 'civilised' in a wicked way!
BeanyBestBoy sitting on my bed, (HAH I'd like to see HIM dance all dinglydazzly footed... BWAHAHAHAH) but on my bed stroking my feets would do me well... War and Peace eh? With his voice doing the Russian accent... gaaahhh. Give it a rest Hiddles, come and listen. AND you Hugh!
HAHAHAH Eric.. oh dear Eric... he's just there to pout and be pretteh... sit on the window-sill laddie, where I can eyeball you. .... yes, do the manspread a bit. AAHhhhh that's nicely done! Bless, just relax there for a while. (:DDDDDDD)
KARL... DO stop sulking - come over here and put your BIG strong manly arm round my back, so's I can lean on that so-perfectly haired chest while I listen to Beanyboy getting his wicked tongue round Alexandrovsky Aleandriaskovny Checkovskyadonsky... why DID they all have three given names that all sounded alike??? (I had to give them nicknames in the end to differentiate one from to'other!)
The Slash Cave has moved for cleaning out purposes to my room - how WONDERFUL! They willhave new linen, floors mopped and showers Cillit Banged with ACRES of fluffy white robes to be torn off bodies of!(Great Grammar that!)
OK.. take a break Sean, on yer feet Hidd and Hugh... do me the duet from Swan Lake, and you both have NO need to put socks in your underpants!
GOSH... OH SILV... this hasn't half done me a power of good. I'd almost forgotten how to enjoy my mind... its not had any 'refreshment' lately!! And when one is full of pain and meds the fantasies don't - they're so HARD to get HOLD OF! I spose now.. with all this disgusting drink full of vits and proteins etc. I must be getting better... definitely stronger... heheh hehh hehehehehe ... oh Bean, closer, I want to ...aaahhh oh yes, that's NICE!!!!!
Seriously, this is a wonderful POME... I shall save it into my Hospital File... and you're so CLEVER to have thunk it up so swiftly!!! Mind you the Slash Cave is always full of prospects and possibilities. I gather Orli and Vigs were off canoodling some place in another of your fics... smack their assorted botties for me... the bare botties NATCH! Oh teehee. I haven't enjoyed anything so much for MONTHS and MONTHS!
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Gatty!!!!!! of Slash Cave South! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX