Bad Day Rescues - a new service from [ profile] slash_cave inc

Feb. 24th, 2016 11:10 pm
slash_cave: (Gattodoro)
[personal profile] slash_cave
Poor [ profile] silvan_lady was having a bad day at work and wanted some distraction. I may have got carried away, but it does seem we've hit upon an idea for a new business ... if the inhabitants of the [ profile] slash_cave will agree to play along!

Do YOU need rescuing from callous colleagues, rotten relatives, nasty neighbours, workplace woes, transport tribulations or despicable domestic disorders?

Who are you going to call?


Do you feel like this?


The plan (plan? hah!) is as follows: -

Eric will storm the building and trash anything that needs trashing, but especially hot desks (chopper just out of shot...)

Karl will shoot anyone who upsets him or you  (nearly everyone then

Sean will get anyone Karl misses (not that it will happen - he just wanted to wave around a big weapon )

Richard is warming up the helicopter (and has donned his version of a flying jacket) so that he can remove you from the building before Karl’n’Eric demolish it.


He’ll be winching down Orlando who is tooled up and ready to grab you (he looks very determined - don't mess with him). He will be putting on more leather/straps/buckles and chains before the rescue.


Once you are clear of the premises, Aidan will smoulder prettily while  'tidying up' after everyone so there are no witnesses (ripped shirt as standard).


Then  - hurrah! - all of our boys get changed into something more suitable so that they can whisk you away for an evening of debauchery.

 For example


(Eric does have a Tux but it is in for dry cleaning – there was an incident with Karl and a buffet table)
(I think Mr Hiddleston was invited by[ profile] bluegerl. He does look well in a Tux though so he can stay).

Once dressed, it will be time for 

Which results in the lads getting all touchy feely (especially Orlando)


That means the clothes have to come off…( oh dear, never mind)




Which inevitably  leads us to….


By which we hope you’ll feel like this

Date: 2016-02-24 11:30 pm (UTC)
ext_59472: (M Slash-side Cuties)
From: [identity profile]
You are of course beautifully bonkers, and I adore you to bits because that was exactly what I needed today!

A delightful distraction which improved my day and my mood immensely!

Date: 2016-02-25 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Sounds absolutely fantabulous to me! But then, anything involving Orlando, Eric, Viggo, Karl, Sean, etc. sounds extremely sexy and entertaining. I look forward to the ensuing shenanigans!

Date: 2016-02-25 01:01 am (UTC)
nverland: (Default)
From: [personal profile] nverland
You are a wonderful woman. That should make anyone feel much better

Date: 2016-02-25 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Delightfully bonkers and exactly what's needed to brighten up a rotten day!

May I make reservations for the boys? I'll very probably need their services next Tuesday? :)

Date: 2016-02-25 09:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I didn't have a particularly bad day, but I'm feeling better nonetheless!

thanks for the drool puddles on my keyboard :p

Date: 2016-02-25 09:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I like the sound of this new service!

Date: 2016-02-25 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

I'm in the abbatoir being tortured by sadistic nurses and Drs who look like Boris Karloff!!! My leg has been opened my muscles ripped apart and my top leg replaced with a pretty pink ceramic gem of a hipjoint! Itslike a bloody biscuit factory down there in the basement.... jest keep em rollim' in! counted 41 recoverings when they wheeled me back.

I can tell you that Gatty and the Slashbusters have seriously dredged a horny grin from somewhere where it got lost in the depths of hell!

AND HIDDLES Hiddles ---aaahhh faints with bliss!!! oh He MUST inhabit the Slash Cave!!!! No better place!!!!

Am going to look at nothing else all day... on here, but my kine man is beeeg and strong and about six foot of fifty!!! He is just my style right now. Nice big armsand a solid chest to cry on!

He is returning this afternoon - screams with terror ----- geez Gatty I can't even shuffle to the loo. let alone giggle round London - Just you wait --oh I hooope! Cm'ere Karl!!! and that icon can just shut up!!!
Edited Date: 2016-02-25 10:44 am (UTC)

Date: 2016-02-25 11:56 am (UTC)
ext_225618: (Longing)
From: [identity profile]
You have saved not only [ profile] silvan_lady, but also brighten up my day!
Thank you. *hugs*

Date: 2016-02-25 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
And here I was thinking that coming home from grocery shopping before the weather changed was a "happy moment"...

*is stunned into silence before drooling heavily*

Edit: You're nuts and I love you! Bring it on!
Edited Date: 2016-02-25 12:34 pm (UTC)

Date: 2016-02-25 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
OMG I want a bad day now just so I can call on them. *whimpers*

Date: 2016-02-25 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh I shall definitely be saving this post somewhere handy for "bad" days . . . it's fantastic!

"...there was an incident with Karl and a buffet table)"

Oh yes? Can we have details, please?? *grin*

Thanks so much!

Date: 2016-02-26 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
This is so brilliant!!!!!!!
Thank you very much for sharing it with us - the undeserving but adoring masses. :-))))

Date: 2016-02-27 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
this is so great and what a lovely flashback to the olden Lotr days for me :) :) :)

thanks for sharing!

Date: 2016-02-28 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It does help brighten a day or two or more, I can vouch for that. *g*

Date: 2016-02-29 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thank you for thinking about us and also for getting an answer to our troubles. Martha

Date: 2016-03-01 03:55 pm (UTC)
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