Bad Day Rescues - a new service from [livejournal.com profile] slash_cave inc

Feb. 24th, 2016 11:10 pm
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Poor [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady was having a bad day at work and wanted some distraction. I may have got carried away, but it does seem we've hit upon an idea for a new business ... if the inhabitants of the [livejournal.com profile] slash_cave will agree to play along!


Do YOU need rescuing from callous colleagues, rotten relatives, nasty neighbours, workplace woes, transport tribulations or despicable domestic disorders?

Who are you going to call?

SLASHBUSTERS
!




Do you feel like this?

SLASHBUSTERS can help.

The plan (plan? hah!) is as follows: -

Eric will storm the building and trash anything that needs trashing, but especially hot desks (chopper just out of shot...)
 

Karl will shoot anyone who upsets him or you  (nearly everyone then
 

Sean will get anyone Karl misses (not that it will happen - he just wanted to wave around a big weapon )
 

Richard is warming up the helicopter (and has donned his version of a flying jacket) so that he can remove you from the building before Karl’n’Eric demolish it.

 

He’ll be winching down Orlando who is tooled up and ready to grab you (he looks very determined - don't mess with him). He will be putting on more leather/straps/buckles and chains before the rescue.


 


Once you are clear of the premises, Aidan will smoulder prettily while  'tidying up' after everyone so there are no witnesses (ripped shirt as standard).

 


Then  - hurrah! - all of our boys get changed into something more suitable so that they can whisk you away for an evening of debauchery.

 For example

 
or
 

or
 
(Eric does have a Tux but it is in for dry cleaning – there was an incident with Karl and a buffet table)
Or
 
(I think Mr Hiddleston was invited by[livejournal.com profile] bluegerl. He does look well in a Tux though so he can stay).


Once dressed, it will be time for 
 

Which results in the lads getting all touchy feely (especially Orlando)

 
 


That means the clothes have to come off…( oh dear, never mind)

 

  
 

 



 
Which inevitably  leads us to….



 





By which we hope you’ll feel like this
 

Date: 2016-02-28 09:06 pm (UTC)
ext_122933: (Slash Cave Gattodoro)
From: [identity profile] gattodoro.livejournal.com
I have pencilled you into the diary *G*

Date: 2016-02-28 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artemisallen.livejournal.com
You have no idea how grateful I will be. :-)))))))

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