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Title: Our Favourite Toy Boys
Authors[livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady and [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Slash Cave Regulars
Word Count: 2032
Warning: The usual - expect craziness and blue pen so stay away from hot liquids, sharp objects etc while reading.



Our Favourite toy Boys )

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Title: AidOration
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Pairing: Aidan/Orlando
Rating: NC-17
Warning: It's the Slash_cave - that should be all the warning you need!
Authors' Note: Part of the Text Fic series *g* And yes, we do know how to spell, (most of the time, anyway!) The title is exactly as we intended. ;-)


( Aid-Or-ation )  )
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Title: Open In Case of Medical Emergency
Prime Culprit: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Banner, Beta, Muse and Co-Conspirator: [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Inhabitants: The usual Slash Cave suspects
Rating: R veering towards NC17 if you are so inclined (of course you are!)
Warning: It's the Slash_cave - there is blue pen and 2,378 words of irresponsible pervy nonsense
Authors' Note: Not unrelated to the Slash Cave Tour series  Posted as a birthday gift for [livejournal.com profile] ireth06





Open in case of Medical Emergency )
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Title: Angel & Devil
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Beta:: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Inhabitants: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: PG-13
Warning: It's the Slash_cave - that should be all the warning you need!
Authors' Note: Part of the Real Slash Clichés series *g* Posted as a birthday gift for [livejournal.com profile] alilacia

( Angel & Devil )  )
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Title: Fashion Victim
Author: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Beta: thank you [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: The usual gang
Word Count: 1,317
Warning: Crack fic!
Authors' Note: This particular piece of Slash Cave nonsense comes with a dedication to two birthday girls, [livejournal.com profile] blueskydancers and [livejournal.com profile] doylebaby. apologies for making you share, but be assured there are more than enough men to go round.

( Fashion Victim )

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Title: Getting Creative with the Stuffing!
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Most of the usual crowd get a mention
Word Count: 1,964
Warning: Christmas Crack fic!
Authors' Note: Beware the blue!

( Getting Creative with the Stuffing! )  )
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Title: Happy Birthday Lir!
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: The usual crowd get a mention
Warning: Splutter-proof keyboard might be recommended
Authors' Note: It's Liriel's birthday - this is for her just because....

( Happy Birthday Lir! )  )
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Title: Untold Stories - #2 Gandalf's Staff
Author: [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady & [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Featured Player: A very important member.
Rating: R
Warning: The crackiest of  LOTR Crack!fic
Authors' Note: Dammit, the medication has worn off again!

Article reproduced without the permission of the Mirkwood Times

To the Article )

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Title: Tight Leather Trousers
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Rating: R
Pairing: Banabloom
Warning: none
Authors' Note: This is what we're calling 'text-slash'. It starts as a text message...

Tight Leather Trousers )
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Title: Untold Stories - the Cuntebago
Author: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro though much of the blame credit for the concept must go to [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Featured Players: Orlando and Viggo get quite a few column inches. Sean keeps his end up, as does Karl. Ian, Bernard and the Hobbits have walk on parts.
Rating: R
Warning: The crackiest of  LOTR Crack!fic
Authors' Note: Loosely inspired by the Lord of the Rings Birthday Party articles in Empire magazine.

Article reproduced without the permission of the Mirkwood Times

To the Article )


There may be more of this series if our medication doesn't kick in.

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Title: There's no cure for LOTR Fever
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Cave Dwellers: Usual suspects will feature prominently... as always!
Rating: R
Warning:Christmas Crack!fic
Authors' Note: And so it begins...

There's no cure for LOTR Fever )
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Title: The Teddy Bears Picnic
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Cave Dwellers: Usual suspects will feature prominently... as always!
Rating: R
Warning: Crack!fic
Authors' Note: In which the denizens of the Slash Cave once more trample beloved childhood memories. Consider yourselves warned…

The Teddy Bears Picnic )
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Title: Just in Time for Tea
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Cave Dwellers: Usual suspects will feature prominently... as always!
Rating: R
Warning: Crack!fic
Authors' Note: It started as a text message and it grew and grew...

Just in Time for Tea )


Glitter Words

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Title: Award...
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Inhabitants: Viggo/Sean/Orlando; Eric/Karl/Hugh
Rating: R
Warning: Not crack- well not entirely :)
Word Count: 1,342
Authors' Note: Inspired by the MOME Award for Another Slash Essential, which was a lovely surprise, and posted in celebration of our first [livejournal.com profile] slash_cave anniversary which is on the 1st of January!



Hey! Look what we've got! )



Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
dear Slash Cave Readers and thank you for voting for us!


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Title: A Slippery Situation
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Cave Dwellers: Usual LOTR suspects and friends
Rating: R-ish
Warning: Crack!fic, inspired by a tanker of lube and some seriously warped conversation.
Authors' Note: Dedicated to two luscious ladies of LJ - [livejournal.com profile] rifleman_s and [livejournal.com profile] artemisallen

A Slippery Situation )
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Title: Privates on Parade
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Cave Dwellers: Ah, er, yes, well... not exactly pairings, is it? More of a rugby scrum! Usual LOTR suspects will feature prominently... as always!
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Crack!fic, Shameless borrowing from Sharpe, Torchwood and children's tv programmes
Authors' Note: Part of the Real Slash Clichés series *g* Uniforms!

Privates on Parade )
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Title: In Space No one Can hear You Scream
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Crew: Sean/Orlando, Karl/Eric, Jack/Scotty,
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Crack!fic, Shameless borrowing from Star Trek, Torchwood, Hitchhikers etc etc
Authors' Note: Part of the Real Slash Clichés series *g* Next cliché - Whorlando!

In Space No one Can hear You Scream )
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Title: Coalition Crack

Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Orlibean

Warning: Crack!fic

Authors' Note: Dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] artemisallen who was so enthusiastic about the idea and [livejournal.com profile] doylebaby because she needs a little something to cheer her up.

Part of the Real Slash Clichés series - Men in Suits


Coalition Crack )

Raw Hides

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Title: Raw Hides
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Inhabitants: Viggo/Orlando, Karl/Eric
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Crack!fic,
Authors' Note: Part of the Real Slash Clichés series *g* Next cliché - cowboy slash, with hats, boots and firewater!

Raw Hides )
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Title: Another Slash Essential...
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Inhabitants: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Not crack :)
Authors' Note: Part of the Real Slash Clichés series *g* We've covered tea already, now for the next essential for stressed-out slashers - chocolate-covered Orlando

Another Slash Essential... )
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