Authors: silvan_lady and gattodoro (who clearly need therapy)
Beta: Huge thanks to dienw (if she really wishes to be associated with this!)
Rating: NC17 - CRACK!!!!
Warning: Please Read!!! Oh god, where to begin ...we wish to apologise for trashing childhood innocence, abusing the English language, terrible puns, inter-species relationships and cross-dressing.
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to any well-loved children's characters is entirely in your own minds, no really it is.
This highly dubious fiction came out of conversation concerning the most unlikely Slash in existence. Smurf Slash (specifically PapaSmurf Wanking) was mentioned and we decided that we could raid our store of children's stories to beat that... Some alcohol was involved during the concept phase, but surprisingly, nay embarrassingly little during the gestation. Sorry!
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