slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
2017-03-23 02:37 pm

Three go to Bed(fordshire) - a blue pen update from the Slash Cave



Title: Three Go To Bed(fordshire)
Author : [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Shouting from the sidelines: [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Rating: NC17
Word Count; 1676
Pairing: Eric/Karl/Orlando and delicious combinations thereof
Disclaimer: As ever, if you believe anything in the slash_cave is real, then you are crazier than us, and that’s saying something!
Author’s note: Prompted by a three-way (ooh-err missus) text exchange with the adotable [livejournal.com profile] artemisallen so she should take a share of the blame.

Three go to Bed(fordshire) )

slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
2016-12-16 07:58 am

Looloo’s Café for [livejournal.com profile] bluegerl



Title: Looloo’s Café
Authors : [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro and [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Rating: R veering towards NC17 if you have an overactive imagination
Pairing: too many to mention - depending on your interpretation
Word Count: 1194
Disclaimer: As ever, if you believe anything in the slash_cave is real, then you are crazier than us, and that’s saying something!
Author’s note: Written - if that’s the right word - in honour of [livejournal.com profile] bluegerl on the occasion of her birthday, with some ‘help’ from the usual suspects. Inspired by a real café in Putney (picture credit Mr Gatty).


Meanwhile underground, the boys are getting bored,
The blue pen has dried up, they have been ignored.
Sean is getting grumpy, Orlando feels neglected.
After all this time, his pout is quite perfected.
"We need to wake them up," he gazes at the ceiling.
"I'm sure it isn't me, I'm amazingly appealing!"


Oh no, not the pout! Oh alright then…

Read at your own Peril )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
2016-03-24 01:39 pm

Fic: Our Favourite Toy Boys (aka Slash Cave Tour part 3 - The Gift Shop)

Title: Our Favourite Toy Boys
Authors[livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady and [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Slash Cave Regulars
Word Count: 2032
Warning: The usual - expect craziness and blue pen so stay away from hot liquids, sharp objects etc while reading.



Our Favourite toy Boys )

slash_cave: (Silvan Lady)
2016-03-12 07:56 pm

Lizzie's Visitors for [livejournal.com profile] bluegerl

Title: Lizzie's Visitors
Author : [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 196
Disclaimer: As ever, if you believe anything in the [livejournal.com profile] slash_cave is real, then you are crazier than us, and that’s saying something!
Note: Posted for[livejournal.com profile] bluegerl to cheer her up in hospital

For Lizzie... )
slash_cave: (Gattodoro)
2016-03-01 08:35 pm
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Bad Day Rescues: the second coming for [livejournal.com profile] amruniel


Following on from the - frankly astonishing - success of our first mission to rescue [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady  the SLASHBUSTERS have been back in action at the behest of the delightul [livejournal.com profile] amruniel.

We hope that you are satisfied with the service dear lady, wherever they've taken you...





Pic Spam under the cut )

slash_cave: (Gattodoro)
2016-02-24 11:10 pm
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Bad Day Rescues - a new service from [livejournal.com profile] slash_cave inc

Poor [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady was having a bad day at work and wanted some distraction. I may have got carried away, but it does seem we've hit upon an idea for a new business ... if the inhabitants of the [livejournal.com profile] slash_cave will agree to play along!


Do YOU need rescuing from callous colleagues, rotten relatives, nasty neighbours, workplace woes, transport tribulations or despicable domestic disorders?

Who are you going to call?

SLASHBUSTERS
!



Read more (picture heavy) )

slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
2015-12-16 09:45 am

Slash Cave - Lizzie's Birthday Revels for [livejournal.com profile] bluegerl

 

Title: Lizzie's Birthday Revels
Author : [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro with stoic beta support from  [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Rating: NC17 (& pictures behind cut as NSFW)
Pairing: too many to mention - depending on your interpretation
Word Count: 1633
Disclaimer: As ever, if you believe anything in the [livejournal.com profile] slash_cave is real, then you are crazier than us, and that’s saying something!

Note: Posted for the indefatigable [livejournal.com profile] bluegerl on her birthday!

A special day in the Slash Cave... )

slash_cave: (Gattodoro)
2015-12-06 06:01 pm

LOTR Advent 2015 : Untold Stories - #4 Cave Troll


Title: Untold Stories - #4 Cave Troll
Author:  [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro, who is crackers
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady who is not at all to blame for this nonsense or any late meddling
Featured Player: The Cave Troll
Rating: R
Feeble Excuse/Warning: Seasonal Crack!fic for LOTR Advent 2015 - approach with caution, may cause spluttering...

Transcript reproduced without the permission of  Mirkwood TV



Troll Watch Live )

slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
2015-04-21 07:20 pm
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Aid-Or-ation

Title: AidOration
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Pairing: Aidan/Orlando
Rating: NC-17
Warning: It's the Slash_cave - that should be all the warning you need!
Authors' Note: Part of the Text Fic series *g* And yes, we do know how to spell, (most of the time, anyway!) The title is exactly as we intended. ;-)


( Aid-Or-ation )  )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
2014-08-20 12:16 am

Out of the Locker for [livejournal.com profile] laura_iskra



Title:Out of the Locker.
Authors : [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro and [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Rating: R
Pairing: Vigorli … sort of
Word Count: 1,519
Disclaimer: As ever, if you believe anything in the [livejournal.com profile] slash_cave is real, then you are crazier than us, and that’s saying something!
Crossposted:  [livejournal.com profile] switch_bottoms and [livejournal.com profile] orlandoslash
Note: Posted for the delightful [livejournal.com profile] laura_iskra on her birthday!

Just another day in the Slash_Cave... )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
2014-08-05 08:12 pm
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'Text fic': Sunblock

 

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Title: Sunblock

Author:     silvan_lady  & gattodoro

Pairing:     Orlando/Eric

Rating:     R

Wordcount: 365

Crossposted: [livejournal.com profile] switch_bottoms [livejournal.com profile] orlandoslash
Disclaimer:
This is a Slash_Cave crack fic, which started as a series of texts and has no basis is reality - blame our filthy minds and opposable thumbs.


Sunblock )

slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
2014-05-01 07:41 pm
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Open in Case of Medical Emergency~ For [livejournal.com profile] ireth06



Title: Open In Case of Medical Emergency
Prime Culprit: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Banner, Beta, Muse and Co-Conspirator: [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Inhabitants: The usual Slash Cave suspects
Rating: R veering towards NC17 if you are so inclined (of course you are!)
Warning: It's the Slash_cave - there is blue pen and 2,378 words of irresponsible pervy nonsense
Authors' Note: Not unrelated to the Slash Cave Tour series  Posted as a birthday gift for [livejournal.com profile] ireth06





Open in case of Medical Emergency )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
2014-04-29 06:29 pm

Angel & Devil ~ For [livejournal.com profile] alilacia

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Title: Angel & Devil
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Beta:: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Inhabitants: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: PG-13
Warning: It's the Slash_cave - that should be all the warning you need!
Authors' Note: Part of the Real Slash Clichés series *g* Posted as a birthday gift for [livejournal.com profile] alilacia

( Angel & Devil )  )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
2013-10-02 10:30 pm
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Slash Cave Tour 2 ~ Happy Birthday [livejournal.com profile] krazykitten46

Title: The Slash Cave Tour ~ Part 2
Authors[livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady and [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Rating: R
Pairing: Slash Cave Regulars
Word Count: 1613
Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] krazykitten46 to wish her a happy birthday from us!


Coming Attractions: -
The Slash Cave – South London’s newest cultural venue for persons of particular, refined tastes – is opening its doors for guided tours. Visits by appointment only. Not suitable for children or the easily offended. Sensible shoes and waterproofs advised due to uneven, slippery surfaces.

Bed, Breakfast and Bawdiness arrangements available for ‘Friends of the Slash Cave’.



The Tour ~ Part 2 )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
2013-08-20 09:30 am

Welcome to the BatCave - Happy Birthday [livejournal.com profile] laura_iskra

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Title: Welcome to the BatCave
Authors[livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady and [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Rating: R
Pairing: OB/KU/RA
Word Count:1117
Note: Happy Birthday to the lovely [livejournal.com profile] laura_iskra

Welcome to the BatCave )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
2013-08-02 10:28 pm
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The Elves always steal the show. Happy Birthday [livejournal.com profile] zee113



Title: The Elves Always Steal the Show.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Banner: [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Rating: R
Pairing: Vigorli
Word Count: 495
Disclaimer: If you believe anything in the [livejournal.com profile] slash_cave is real, then you are crazier than us, and that’s saying something!
Note: For the lovely [livejournal.com profile] zee113 on her birthday on Saturday!

Text messages between two of our favourite actors... maybe! )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
2013-06-14 12:05 pm
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Slash Cave Tour ~ part 1 Happy Birthday [livejournal.com profile] legolas_is_mine

Title: The Slash Cave Tour
Authors[livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady and [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Rating: R
Pairing: Slash Cave Regulars
Word Count: 1685
Note: Silv takes the credit for the idea; Gatty takes the blame for any typos. We have created a monster.
Coming Attractions: - The Slash Cave – South London’s newest cultural venue for persons of particular, refined tastes – is opening its doors for guided tours. Visits by appointment only. Not suitable for children or the easily offended. Sensible shoes and waterproofs advised due to uneven, slippery surfaces.

Bed, Breakfast and Bawdiness arrangements available for ‘Friends of the Slash Cave’.









The Tour )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
2013-05-01 07:59 pm
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Happy Birthday [livejournal.com profile] ireth06

Title: Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics
Authors[profile] [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady and [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro 
Rating: R
Pairing: Orlando/Eric
Word Count: 571
Once again, this started as a text exchange; apologies to our mobile service providers!




Orlando's boss takes a lot of pleasing... )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
2013-03-06 07:25 pm
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Fashion Victim

Title: Fashion Victim
Author: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Beta: thank you [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: The usual gang
Word Count: 1,317
Warning: Crack fic!
Authors' Note: This particular piece of Slash Cave nonsense comes with a dedication to two birthday girls, [livejournal.com profile] blueskydancers and [livejournal.com profile] doylebaby. apologies for making you share, but be assured there are more than enough men to go round.

( Fashion Victim )

 )
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slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
2012-12-24 03:32 pm
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Getting Creative with the Stuffing!

Title: Getting Creative with the Stuffing!
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Most of the usual crowd get a mention
Word Count: 1,964
Warning: Christmas Crack fic!
Authors' Note: Beware the blue!

( Getting Creative with the Stuffing! )  )