slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
Title: Getting Creative with the Stuffing!
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Most of the usual crowd get a mention
Word Count: 1,964
Warning: Christmas Crack fic!
Authors' Note: Beware the blue!

( Getting Creative with the Stuffing! )  )
slash_cave: (Gattodoro)
Title: Housework is Evil. (the blue pen must be stopped!).
Author: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Beta (thank you!): [livejournal.com profile] artemisallen
Rating: R (it's all in your imagination)
Pairing:  Vig/Orli, Hugh/Cap't Jack, Karl 'n' Eric, Sean and a House Plant (sort of)
Word Count: 1347
Warning: CrackFic, NSFW (like you couldn't have guessed)

(Housework is Evil)
Read more... )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
Title: Winner Takes It All
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Karl 'n' Eric
Word Count: 431
Warning: None
Authors' Note: It started with a text... and turned into birthday fic for [livejournal.com profile] artemisallen

( Winner Takes It All )  )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)


Title: Happy Birthday Lir!
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: The usual crowd get a mention
Warning: Splutter-proof keyboard might be recommended
Authors' Note: It's Liriel's birthday - this is for her just because....

( Happy Birthday Lir! )  )
slash_cave: (Default)


Title: Untold Stories - #3 Horn of Gondor
Author: [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady & [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Featured Player: The Horn of Gondor
Rating: R
Warning: The crackiest of  LOTR Crack!fic
Authors' Note: The men in the white coats let us escape!!

Article reproduced without the permission of the Mirkwood Times

To the Article )

slash_cave: (Slash_cave)


Title: Untold Stories - #2 Gandalf's Staff
Author: [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady & [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro
Featured Player: A very important member.
Rating: R
Warning: The crackiest of  LOTR Crack!fic
Authors' Note: Dammit, the medication has worn off again!

Article reproduced without the permission of the Mirkwood Times

To the Article )

slash_cave: (Slash_cave)


Title: Tight Leather Trousers
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Rating: R
Pairing: Banabloom
Warning: none
Authors' Note: This is what we're calling 'text-slash'. It starts as a text message...

Tight Leather Trousers )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)


Title: Untold Stories - the Cuntebago
Author: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro though much of the blame credit for the concept must go to [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Featured Players: Orlando and Viggo get quite a few column inches. Sean keeps his end up, as does Karl. Ian, Bernard and the Hobbits have walk on parts.
Rating: R
Warning: The crackiest of  LOTR Crack!fic
Authors' Note: Loosely inspired by the Lord of the Rings Birthday Party articles in Empire magazine.

Article reproduced without the permission of the Mirkwood Times

To the Article )


There may be more of this series if our medication doesn't kick in.

slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
Title: There's no cure for LOTR Fever
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Cave Dwellers: Usual suspects will feature prominently... as always!
Rating: R
Warning:Christmas Crack!fic
Authors' Note: And so it begins...

There's no cure for LOTR Fever )
slash_cave: (Bear)


Title: The Teddy Bears Picnic
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Cave Dwellers: Usual suspects will feature prominently... as always!
Rating: R
Warning: Crack!fic
Authors' Note: In which the denizens of the Slash Cave once more trample beloved childhood memories. Consider yourselves warned…

The Teddy Bears Picnic )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)


Title: Just in Time for Tea
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Cave Dwellers: Usual suspects will feature prominently... as always!
Rating: R
Warning: Crack!fic
Authors' Note: It started as a text message and it grew and grew...

Just in Time for Tea )


Glitter Words

slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
Title: Award...
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Inhabitants: Viggo/Sean/Orlando; Eric/Karl/Hugh
Rating: R
Warning: Not crack- well not entirely :)
Word Count: 1,342
Authors' Note: Inspired by the MOME Award for Another Slash Essential, which was a lovely surprise, and posted in celebration of our first [livejournal.com profile] slash_cave anniversary which is on the 1st of January!



Hey! Look what we've got! )



Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
dear Slash Cave Readers and thank you for voting for us!


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slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
Title: A Slippery Situation
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Cave Dwellers: Usual LOTR suspects and friends
Rating: R-ish
Warning: Crack!fic, inspired by a tanker of lube and some seriously warped conversation.
Authors' Note: Dedicated to two luscious ladies of LJ - [livejournal.com profile] rifleman_s and [livejournal.com profile] artemisallen

A Slippery Situation )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)


Title: Privates on Parade
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Cave Dwellers: Ah, er, yes, well... not exactly pairings, is it? More of a rugby scrum! Usual LOTR suspects will feature prominently... as always!
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Crack!fic, Shameless borrowing from Sharpe, Torchwood and children's tv programmes
Authors' Note: Part of the Real Slash Clichés series *g* Uniforms!

Privates on Parade )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)


Title: In Space No one Can hear You Scream
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Crew: Sean/Orlando, Karl/Eric, Jack/Scotty,
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Crack!fic, Shameless borrowing from Star Trek, Torchwood, Hitchhikers etc etc
Authors' Note: Part of the Real Slash Clichés series *g* Next cliché - Whorlando!

In Space No one Can hear You Scream )
slash_cave: (Default)
No new Slash fic today - sorry! - but happy to report that Silv and Gatty have been conducting in depth research on your behalf.

With absolutely no consideration for potential (further) damage to our reputations and moral standing, we have spent a most illuminating evening at the Stag Theatre in the company of many charming and most definitely gay gentlemen and noticeably few persons of a female persuasion - let's just say there was no queue for the ladies!

It pains us to say that the cast of the production - an all male version of Les Liaisons Dangereuses - were remarkably eager to shed their clothing at the slightest opportunity (and there were many). Of course we averted our gaze ... NOT!

Well, we were just validating the theory that not all men were created equal, and we can vouch that certain of the actors required more examination than their colleagues, if you know what we mean? The actor playing "Daniel" may have been short in stature in some ways, but ... and the boy was certainly able to maintain an impressive rhythm while giving a simulated blow job. At least we assume it was simulated!

http://www.indielondon.co.uk/Theatre-Review/dangerous-above-the-stag-theatre


The we walked back to the Slash Cave so at least we have some claim to virtue
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
Title: Coalition Crack

Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Orlibean

Warning: Crack!fic

Authors' Note: Dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] artemisallen who was so enthusiastic about the idea and [livejournal.com profile] doylebaby because she needs a little something to cheer her up.

Part of the Real Slash Clichés series - Men in Suits


Coalition Crack )

Raw Hides

May. 4th, 2010 10:06 pm
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
Title: Raw Hides
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Inhabitants: Viggo/Orlando, Karl/Eric
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Crack!fic,
Authors' Note: Part of the Real Slash Clichés series *g* Next cliché - cowboy slash, with hats, boots and firewater!

Raw Hides )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)


Title: Another Slash Essential...
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Inhabitants: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Not crack :)
Authors' Note: Part of the Real Slash Clichés series *g* We've covered tea already, now for the next essential for stressed-out slashers - chocolate-covered Orlando

Another Slash Essential... )
slash_cave: (Slash_cave)
Title: Tea Service!
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] gattodoro & [livejournal.com profile] silvan_lady
Inhabitants: Eric the Everready, Karl the Impaler, Viggo the Vengeful and Orlando of course, plus Sean because we couldn't leave him out.
Rating: PG-13
Warning: You may need to have an excuse ready if reading within the earshot of minors, mother-in-law or co-workers.
Authors' Note: Everyone knows there are certain essentials in the world of slash...

Tea Service! )
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