Title: The Slash Cave Tour
Authors: silvan_lady and gattodoro
Pairing: Slash Cave Regulars
Word Count: 1685
Note: Silv takes the credit for the idea; Gatty takes the blame for any typos. We have created a monster.
Coming Attractions: - The Slash Cave – South London’s newest cultural venue for persons of particular, refined tastes – is opening its doors for guided tours. Visits by appointment only. Not suitable for children or the easily offended. Sensible shoes and waterproofs advised due to uneven, slippery surfaces.
Bed, Breakfast and Bawdiness arrangements available for ‘Friends of the Slash Cave’.
( The Tour )