Lizzie's Visitors for [ profile] bluegerl

Mar. 12th, 2016 07:56 pm
slash_cave: (Silvan Lady)
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Title: Lizzie's Visitors
Author : [ profile] silvan_lady
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 196
Disclaimer: As ever, if you believe anything in the [ profile] slash_cave is real, then you are crazier than us, and that’s saying something!
Note: Posted for[ profile] bluegerl to cheer her up in hospital

Our poor Lizzie’s stuck in bed,
There’s not much that she can do.
Time to send the Slash Cave boys,
Singing ‘Let Us Entertain You!”

First through the door from the varied cast
Is Mr Jackman, known as Hugh,
His dance routine is slick and fast,
In black tie and polished shoe.

The nurses peeping, are all aghast,
They’ve never seen the like before,
Hugh’s rapid steps are unsurpassed,
As he leaps and bounds across the floor.

Darling Hiddles swans in next,
Looking snazzy in morning dress,
The doctors now are trés perplexed,
As he pirouettes with much finesse.

Lizzie’s dreams are coming true,
As Sean has now arrived to read,
He saunters into her field of view,
And opens up War and Peace.

Karl n’ Eric troop in later,
Apologising for being late,
Unfortunately they missed the turn,
And ended up destroying the gate.

Eric decides on a comic turn,
And makes a speech very wittily,
Karl just glowers from the window,
But he does it very prettily!

So Lizzie is now entertained,
By our lovely Slash Cave guys,
Her giggles are quite unrestrained,
And there’s a little twinkle in her eyes.


Get well soon Lizzie!

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Date: 2016-03-12 08:50 pm (UTC)
ext_122933: (Eric bunny)
From: [identity profile]
I'm sure that Lizzie will feel throughly revived by this lovely presentation - it has certainly done wonders for me!

Date: 2016-03-12 09:27 pm (UTC)
ext_59472: (SC Silvan Lady)
From: [identity profile]
*g* Just the usual nonsense, and LJ isn't sending comments again!


Date: 2016-03-12 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Time to send the Slash Cave boys,
Singing ‘Let Us Entertain You!”"

Mmm, and didn't they do it wonderfully well!

Date: 2016-03-12 09:28 pm (UTC)
ext_59472: (SC Silvan Lady)
From: [identity profile]
We certainly don't have any objections when they entertain us!

Date: 2016-03-13 09:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Does Mr. Jackman have two new hips? Cos I'll go dance with him ANY time when I've got me second one... was that from that lovely tea dance sequence he does? Such dainty dazzling feetses! (AND the rest of him has to be equally dazzling -- corrrrrrrrr - and I've only got to the first verse!)

And dearest slimhipped Hiddles.... ooooh he's just NEEEEEEEET! gaaaahhh. I hope the nurses aren't going to try my BP this morning, cos it will be UP. (nope, tis Sunday!)
Oh Hiddles.. he sits a horse sooooooooooooo well with those thighs! and wears a tux soooo... he's so 'civilised' in a wicked way!

BeanyBestBoy sitting on my bed, (HAH I'd like to see HIM dance all dinglydazzly footed... BWAHAHAHAH) but on my bed stroking my feets would do me well... War and Peace eh? With his voice doing the Russian accent... gaaahhh. Give it a rest Hiddles, come and listen. AND you Hugh!

HAHAHAH Eric.. oh dear Eric... he's just there to pout and be pretteh... sit on the window-sill laddie, where I can eyeball you. .... yes, do the manspread a bit. AAHhhhh that's nicely done! Bless, just relax there for a while. (:DDDDDDD)

KARL... DO stop sulking - come over here and put your BIG strong manly arm round my back, so's I can lean on that so-perfectly haired chest while I listen to Beanyboy getting his wicked tongue round Alexandrovsky Aleandriaskovny Checkovskyadonsky... why DID they all have three given names that all sounded alike??? (I had to give them nicknames in the end to differentiate one from to'other!)

The Slash Cave has moved for cleaning out purposes to my room - how WONDERFUL! They willhave new linen, floors mopped and showers Cillit Banged with ACRES of fluffy white robes to be torn off bodies of!(Great Grammar that!)

OK.. take a break Sean, on yer feet Hidd and Hugh... do me the duet from Swan Lake, and you both have NO need to put socks in your underpants!

GOSH... OH SILV... this hasn't half done me a power of good. I'd almost forgotten how to enjoy my mind... its not had any 'refreshment' lately!! And when one is full of pain and meds the fantasies don't - they're so HARD to get HOLD OF! I spose now.. with all this disgusting drink full of vits and proteins etc. I must be getting better... definitely stronger... heheh hehh hehehehehe ... oh Bean, closer, I want to ...aaahhh oh yes, that's NICE!!!!!

Seriously, this is a wonderful POME... I shall save it into my Hospital File... and you're so CLEVER to have thunk it up so swiftly!!! Mind you the Slash Cave is always full of prospects and possibilities. I gather Orli and Vigs were off canoodling some place in another of your fics... smack their assorted botties for me... the bare botties NATCH! Oh teehee. I haven't enjoyed anything so much for MONTHS and MONTHS!

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Gatty!!!!!! of Slash Cave South! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Date: 2016-03-15 07:24 pm (UTC)
ext_59472: (SC Slash Cave)
From: [identity profile]
So glad you enjoyed the silliness darling!

Date: 2016-03-14 09:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
well, I'm sure she'll feel much better after reading (and visualising) this!!!

Date: 2016-03-15 07:25 pm (UTC)
ext_59472: (SC Silvan Lady)
From: [identity profile]
All those men in smart suits; it's quite a charming picture I think

Date: 2016-03-22 04:38 pm (UTC)
ext_59472: (SC Silvan Lady)
From: [identity profile]
Thanks, and sorry for the late reply - I'm not getting notified of comments at the moment.


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