Bad Day Rescues: the second coming for [ profile] amruniel

Mar. 1st, 2016 08:35 pm
slash_cave: (Gattodoro)
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Following on from the - frankly astonishing - success of our first mission to rescue [ profile] silvan_lady  the SLASHBUSTERS have been back in action at the behest of the delightul [ profile] amruniel.

We hope that you are satisfied with the service dear lady, wherever they've taken you...

Step One - you asked for, and got, a gag for the office nerd (too easy)

Step Two -use torture to extract  money from evil boss (no picture available at time of going to press so this will have to do)

Step Three - storm office building and 'kidnap' [ profile] amruniel  - use of missiles encouraged (do you like our new toy?)

Step Four - head for the mountains, dress accordingly.

As usual, someone gets the dress code wrong... (good effort though)

Sean seems to have got the location wrong as well! (Bet he wouldn't ask for directions)

But never mind, everyone escapes in time to watch the sun go down in Solden  (yes this is the place from Spectre -  Q and Bond just out of shot)

Where the 'Night Manager'  (yes, this bit is for you too Lizzie - hip,hip hooray!)
is waiting with a much needed drink  and a nice pussy (the only type we tolerate)

And needless to say, things go 'downhill'  (ahem) from there


Date: 2016-03-01 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"(Bet he wouldn't ask for directions)"

Too true!

Brilliant and nail-on-the-head once again; thanks so much for keeping us entertained . . . of course, this will now have to become a regular thing, won't it??? !!!

On another note, I'm watching "The Night Manager" - and it's wonderful so far, don't you think? Favourite character has to be Tom Hollander's (!). I have to admit this is the first thing I've seen Mr H in . . . I shall be following his career much more closely now!

Date: 2016-03-02 04:27 pm (UTC)
ext_122933: (Sean leather)
From: [identity profile]
1. Sean is, well, Sean so...

2. Don't encourage me

3. I haven't seen it yet but have it on record for later binge watching.

Date: 2016-03-01 08:48 pm (UTC)
ext_59472: (OB uniqlo snow)
From: [identity profile]
You nutcase! I love it and I'm sure [ profile] amruniel will too!

Date: 2016-03-02 04:27 pm (UTC)
ext_122933: (Flaunt)
From: [identity profile]
Guilty as charged...

Date: 2016-03-01 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

The ball-gag! I can't breathe!!! ROFL!!!
(I'm sure, nerdy co-worker would actually enjoy wearing this - and trust me, that thought gives me nightmares!)

What a wonderful, lovely pick-me-up!

Sean has arrived somehow by now... Now I need to keep an eye on the boys. Hard work, let me tell you, hard work........ *hurries off to watch the gay action* ;)

Thanks soooooooo much, my dear! I'm truely honoured!

PS: I absolutely love the new toy! May I borrow it some day? I'm sure I'd be the star at uni if I turned up driving this ;)
Edited Date: 2016-03-01 10:25 pm (UTC)

Date: 2016-03-02 04:31 pm (UTC)
ext_122933: (Slash Cave Gattodoro)
From: [identity profile]
I'll put you down as a satisfied customer then, if I may? LOL

It is hard work keeping track of all those body parts, isn't it? Now you understand how much we 'suffer' for our art in the Slash Cave and why my eyesight is terrible.

(As for the toy - I have to admit that I have always wanted a little tank of my own...)

Date: 2016-03-02 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yes, VERY SATISFIED customer here! I'll re-book their service soon if I may!

*dusts the boys off and sends them back to headquarters*
Thankfully, there seems to be no lasting harm to my eyes as of yet... But I'm sure now that I'm way less flexible than I previously thought... Some of their positions...I didn't even know they were possible *gasps*

A little tank of our own would be absolutely perfect! Just think about the way we could simply roll over slow drivers or -even better- a whole traffic jam *dreams*

*hugs* Thank you so much, again!!!

Date: 2016-03-02 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
lol lol lol

I'm sure sean wouldn't ask for directions!!!

Date: 2016-03-02 04:33 pm (UTC)
ext_122933: (Slash Cave Gattodoro)
From: [identity profile]
Mr Gatty never asks for directions ... which is why I am in charge of navigation!

Date: 2016-03-02 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Don't need this today. Can it be packed away and brought back at need?

Date: 2016-03-02 08:11 pm (UTC)
ext_122933: (Slash Cave Gattodoro)
From: [identity profile]
Absolutely, pack it in the 'open in case of emergency' box. *G*

Date: 2016-03-03 09:56 am (UTC)
ext_122933: (Slash Cave Gattodoro)
From: [identity profile]
Glad to hear it *G*

Date: 2016-03-25 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I keep missing out on these.... SO thank you for the Hiddles... and pussy. And I do love the snowman with the hairdryer... laughed meself silly! Sean of course.. well, stupid yorkshire bloke.

Bless you kidlets.. you daft bloody lot. Honestly I do loves yer!

Date: 2016-03-28 08:01 pm (UTC)
ext_122933: (Sean smile)
From: [identity profile]
I do hope this has aided your recovery. Along with viewing 'The Night Manager' of course.


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